Ha ha ha ha! That is, roughly, what we all say as we watch the News of
the World's discomfiture over revelations that the illegal interception
of voicemails was rife in there during Andy Coulson's time as editor.
The former Prime Minister "refuses to comment" on claims that Rupert
Murdoch pressured him to smother the phone-hacking investigation. The
absurd "one bad apple" defence falls to pieces. Collars of ever more
senior executives look like being felt.
All utter bliss. It doesn't trivialise the importance of the
phone-hacking, however, to give it some perspective. A
self-righteousness high can also be an anaesthetic: and phone-hacking in
search of celebrity tittle tattle is not the worst thing newspapers do
by quite a long chalk.
Sensational reporting on suspects in murder inquiries, heedless of the
spirit and often the letter of sub judice rules, does far more
real-world damage. Consider the way
Joanna Yeates's landlord Chris
Jefferies, for no other crime than being "eccentric", was dragged
through the front pages; or the horrible innuendoes slung about during
the
Madeleine
McCann case.
Consider the front-page hate speeches about asylum seekers and gipsies
in Right-wing tabloids; the damaging generalisations about welfare
claimants; the paediatricians chased from their homes by angry mobs; the
headbanging bigots given front-page platforms in the interests of a good
story and the bloodshed that follows. Consider the hounding of
celebrities when they are bereaved or mentally ill.
Consider the cynical reporting of medical issues - complex evidence
wilfully misrepresented to "show" that this might cause cancer or that
might prevent it; or the verifiable impact of vaccine scaremongering on
inoculation statistics. Consider the fear and ignorance spread as a
result, the money and hope wasted on quack cures and miracle diets.
All these have real-world consequences that go beyond the shabby,
school-sneak behaviour of hacking celebrity voicemails. Most of these
aren't even illegal; and they're policed by a self-regulatory body so
toothless that it would struggle with lumpy soup. (One proprietor,
Richard Desmond, has already demonstrated that if you find being
censured by the PCC annoying, you can just withdraw from it.)
Like everybody else, I watch with unalloyed delight as the net closes on
phone-hacking crooks. I cheer as yet another celebrity sees the apology
and offer of damages as what it is, ie tactical, and announces their
intention to take things all the way. I love the double-bind that the
hardest people to buy off are rich people, and that in this case the
News of the World has taken on dozens of rich people. I love imagining
the tingle on powerful scalps at the thought of what disclosure rulings
might bring into the public domain.
This is popcorn stuff: the enjoyable spectacle of a bully getting a
bloody nose. But in the grand scheme of things it isn't much more than
that. |